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| الكاتب: | Safwat [ الثلاثاء أكتوبر 13, 2009 8:52 pm ] |
| عنوان المشاركة: | Husband V/S Wife |
Husband V/S Wife Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime! Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** * ******** Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one everyday. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** * ******** Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills. Wife: When must I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** * ******** Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are. Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** * ******** Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why Three? Husband: For you and your parents ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ****** * ******** Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest? Husband: A lovely Push...!!! |
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| الكاتب: | أوركيدا [ الثلاثاء أكتوبر 13, 2009 9:09 pm ] |
| عنوان المشاركة: | Husband V/S Wife |
Safwat,  Thanks  Very beautiful jokes  It (seems) like you hate women  اقتباس:
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why Three? Husband: For you and your parents This is the one 
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| الكاتب: | nano [ الثلاثاء أكتوبر 13, 2009 10:28 pm ] |
| عنوان المشاركة: | Husband V/S Wife |
Safwat, hehehehehehehehhehe the last one is soooo funny
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| الكاتب: | Safwat [ الأربعاء أكتوبر 14, 2009 1:51 am ] |
| عنوان المشاركة: | Husband V/S Wife |
أوركيدا, I do not hate them .but I cannot trust them at all nano, welcome |
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| الكاتب: | حلواني [ الأربعاء أكتوبر 14, 2009 9:01 pm ] |
| عنوان المشاركة: | Husband V/S Wife |
اقتباس:
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one everyday. Its so nice thanks Safwat |
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| الكاتب: | Safwat [ الأربعاء أكتوبر 14, 2009 9:08 pm ] |
| عنوان المشاركة: | Husband V/S Wife |
welcome Fadi |
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| الكاتب: | Ranaa [ الأربعاء أكتوبر 14, 2009 9:46 pm ] |
| عنوان المشاركة: | Husband V/S Wife |
Safwat, so so interesting jokes thank you very much |
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| الكاتب: | Safwat [ الخميس أكتوبر 15, 2009 2:34 am ] |
| عنوان المشاركة: | Husband V/S Wife |
ranoo.sh, welcome |
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| الكاتب: | hope [ الخميس أكتوبر 15, 2009 8:57 pm ] |
| عنوان المشاركة: | Husband V/S Wife |
hahahaha i really enjoy it thank you so much bro
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| الكاتب: | Safwat [ الخميس أكتوبر 15, 2009 11:00 pm ] |
| عنوان المشاركة: | Husband V/S Wife |
hope, welcome sis |
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